drunk internet > regular internet
I didn’t know words could be so heavy.– Markus Zusak (via 12-strings)
forever: i like staying up at unhumanly hours but i also like getting 12 hours of sleep do u see my problem
sometimes i don’t reblog you because your caption is annoying and i don’t know how to delete it and yes i am OCD like that
‘I care,’ he said in a trembling voice. ‘I care so much that I do not know how...– Aimee Carter (via hellanne)
Give me books, French wine, fruit, fine weather and a little music played out of...– John Keats. (via canned-peas)
atleastimnotbrentspiner: “we’ll take the lot!” wow harry maybe some of the other kids on the train wanted some candy but nope i guess the boy who lived is entitled to the entire fucking trolley
it’s not okay to post whatever i want on twitter anymore so here i am
i just have such a hard time keeping up with all of these social medias.
sassygayalexkralie: i’M GOING TO FUCKING SHIT OK I GOT THIS EXTENSION STAYFOCUSD THAT STOPS ME FROM BROWSING SITES MORE THAN A SET AMOUNT EACH DAY AND I ACCIDENTALLY SET IT TO 10 MINUTES PER 24 HOURS WHICH WAS WAY DRACONIAN AND I DIDNT NOTICE ‘TIL THE 60 SECOND COUNTER WAS GOING AND SO I THOUGHT IT WAS OVER RIGHT AFTER ALL THAT BUT NO IT OPENED THIS FUCKING PAGE GOD ...
it’s been a long time tumblr
How do you find a vegan at a dinner party?
fag-nificent: veganraincloud: flopryn: Don’t worry, they’ll let you know. How do you find a meat-eater at a party? Don’t worry, they’ll be everywhere, BBQing dead animals and stuffing them in their mouths and saying ‘omg vegans are so preachy’ I found the vegan.